Monday, May 13, 2019

Just in Case You Were Wondering

Just in case you woke up this morning thinking to yourself,
"I wonder what crazy thing Kaitlyn's boys did today..."
I thought I would satisfy your curiosity.

Evidently, at some point in the night,
one of the boys (no one knows who)
needed to use the potty and, not really being awake,
thought one of the Lego storage drawers was the toilet.

Talmage shouted down to me in the morning,
"Mom! Someone went potty in the Lego box! I thought it was water, so I licked it, and it tasted salty!"
Sure enough, upon further investigation, the putrid smell of urine overwhelmed me and the Legos got a bath.

And that concludes today's episode of Random Events with 5 Boys.
Join us next time for "What Happens When a Sippy Cup of Milk is Left in a Backpack for 2 Weeks and Then Leaks!"


  1. OH my goodness, that is so nasty!! Thanks for sharing. I got a good laugh out of it, haha!

    1. Hahaha, glad my suffering could make you laugh. JK, I thought it was pretty funny, too!

  2. ...WHY did Talmage lick the "water"???

    1. Rule #243 for Raising Boys: Never ask "why." Doing so will only result in confusion and increased frustration. ;)


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